Gubvonbap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage dryad.

Gubvonbap created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvonbap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubvonbap, she will destroy your home planet.

Gubvonbap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gubvonbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gubvonbap's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Gubvonbap.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Put Gubvonbap first in all things.

5. Always help great tits.