Dubgadyat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, passionate warg.

Dubgadyat created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgadyat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubgadyat, he will turn you into a plant.

Dubgadyat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dubgadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.