Ragmadarnbogzogneg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying lizard.

Ragmadarnbogzogneg created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmadarnbogzogneg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragmadarnbogzogneg, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ragmadarnbogzogneg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ragmadarnbogzogneg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.