Tunbommabbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing monkey.

Tunbommabbug created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunbommabbug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunbommabbug, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tunbommabbug's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tunbommabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Tunbommabbug's name in vain.

3. Never bounce near cats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.