Hadrowyar Stafdodpod is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet
gorilla.
Hadrowyar Stafdodpod created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadrowyar Stafdodpod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Hadrowyar Stafdodpod, he will laugh at you.
Hadrowyar Stafdodpod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Hadrowyar Stafdodpod's Holy Commandments1. Dogs are not to be trusted.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadrowyar Stafdodpod.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Hide if seven frogs approach from the east.