Bapruljon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful wolf.

Bapruljon created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapruljon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bapruljon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bapruljon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bapruljon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Run away from blue eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.