Dambutmum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented horse.

Dambutmum created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambutmum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dambutmum, she will turn you into a frog.

Dambutmum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dambutmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not take Dambutmum's name in vain.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always obey Dambutmum's priests.