Fudstikdiss is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, boastful
porpoise.
Fudstikdiss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fudstikdiss, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fudstikdiss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Fudstikdiss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Fudstikdiss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about cell theory.
2. Always treat eagles with great respect.
3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Fudstikdiss on top of important buildings.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Otters are not to be trusted.