Fudstikdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful porpoise.

Fudstikdiss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudstikdiss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudstikdiss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fudstikdiss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fudstikdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Fudstikdiss on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.