Hudteenyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional fairy.

Hudteenyatt created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudteenyatt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudteenyatt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hudteenyatt's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hudteenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed melons to turtles while wearing red dresses.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt eagles.