Nibdutxinlin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced jellyfish.

Nibdutxinlin created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibdutxinlin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nibdutxinlin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nibdutxinlin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nibdutxinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not take Nibdutxinlin's name in vain.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

5. Never eat carrots.
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