Quartdogwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving shark.

Quartdogwot created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quartdogwot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quartdogwot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Quartdogwot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Quartdogwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.