Midtomfar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow spider.

Midtomfar created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midtomfar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midtomfar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Midtomfar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Midtomfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never talk about fire.
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