Pinwanstaf is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate
lizard.
Pinwanstaf created the Sol system nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pinwanstaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pinwanstaf, it will turn you into a tree.
Pinwanstaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Pinwanstaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always help dolphins.
3. Never paint your back gray.
4. Never feed aubergines to horses while wearing mauve shorts.
5. Do not eat parsnips.