Flanbugpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever slug.

Flanbugpid created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanbugpid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flanbugpid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flanbugpid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flanbugpid's Holy Commandments

1. Flanbugpid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. You must love Flanbugpid.

5. Flanbugpid loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.