Cemnullbog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured raven.

Cemnullbog created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemnullbog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cemnullbog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cemnullbog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cemnullbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemnullbog.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Respect your elders.