Lanhig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful unicorn.

Lanhig created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lanhig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lanhig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Lanhig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lanhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not take Lanhig's name in vain.
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