Narlsigvin is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful
dolphin.
Narlsigvin created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlsigvin, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Narlsigvin, it will destroy your favourite star.
Narlsigvin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Narlsigvin's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about apples.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the east.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.