Dagbissbogpogvonlarntarhom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured human.

Dagbissbogpogvonlarntarhom created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbissbogpogvonlarntarhom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dagbissbogpogvonlarntarhom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dagbissbogpogvonlarntarhom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dagbissbogpogvonlarntarhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.