Komfumken is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless seal.

Komfumken created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komfumken, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Komfumken, it will have a low opinion of you.

Komfumken's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Komfumken's Holy Commandments

1. Put Komfumken first in all things.

2. Always obey Komfumken's priests.

3. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Do not cook food in pots.