Rawgebgar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered walrus.

Rawgebgar created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawgebgar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawgebgar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rawgebgar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rawgebgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.