Kipstik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless wren.

Kipstik created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipstik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kipstik, it will turn you into a plant.

Kipstik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kipstik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kipstik.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.