Rillwannell is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow jaguar.

Rillwannell created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rillwannell, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillwannell, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rillwannell's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rillwannell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.