Mutgabgum is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart coyote.
Mutgabgum created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in Mutgabgum, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Mutgabgum, he will turn you into a worm.
Mutgabgum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Mutgabgum's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mutgabgum on top of all buildings.
4. Worship no other gods but Mutgabgum.
5. You must pray to Mutgabgum three times a day.