Gatvignurvadpombunmat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome fairy.

Gatvignurvadpombunmat created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatvignurvadpombunmat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gatvignurvadpombunmat, he will turn you into a goat.

Gatvignurvadpombunmat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gatvignurvadpombunmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Gatvignurvadpombunmat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Gatvignurvadpombunmat loves snakes, so they must be respected.