Homsogcabcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying cat.

Homsogcabcit created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homsogcabcit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homsogcabcit, he will turn you into a slug.

Homsogcabcit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Homsogcabcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Homsogcabcit's priests.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.