Nartmigbut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic walrus.

Nartmigbut created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartmigbut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartmigbut, she will turn you into a rock.

Nartmigbut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nartmigbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Never think about cell theory.