Flycepflig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective crow.

Flycepflig created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flycepflig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flycepflig, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Flycepflig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flycepflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not take Flycepflig's name in vain.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not eat limes.