Nigarfjan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous rat.

Nigarfjan created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigarfjan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigarfjan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nigarfjan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nigarfjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never feed cherries to doves while wearing fawn trousers.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Do not chop down trees.