Cemcunarf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive slug.

Cemcunarf created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemcunarf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cemcunarf, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cemcunarf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cemcunarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always obey Cemcunarf's priests.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.