Bafbifmid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody jackal.

Bafbifmid created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbifmid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bafbifmid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bafbifmid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bafbifmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear corsets.