Cidbepmif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring dove.

Cidbepmif created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbepmif, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidbepmif, she will not care.

Cidbepmif's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cidbepmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear magenta stockings.

5. Always obey Cidbepmif's priests.