Nakgunrag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful shark.

Nakgunrag created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgunrag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakgunrag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nakgunrag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nakgunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of mites.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always obey Nakgunrag's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.