Zensas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful wren.

Zensas created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Zensas, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zensas, it will turn you into a snail.

Zensas' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zensas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not shave your back.