Xenbudflam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, contented bear.

Xenbudflam created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbudflam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenbudflam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xenbudflam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xenbudflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.