Yogbidfot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful pig.

Yogbidfot created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbidfot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogbidfot, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yogbidfot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yogbidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near otters.

2. Worship no other gods but Yogbidfot.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Never wear white shoes.