Farncinmob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate wyrm.

Farncinmob created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncinmob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farncinmob, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farncinmob's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Farncinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Put Farncinmob first in all things.

3. Hide from gray manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.