Basthigyar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, emotional hedgehog.

Basthigyar created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Basthigyar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Basthigyar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Basthigyar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Basthigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Basthigyar loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from yellow cats for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shave your head.