Rullaklim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud tortoise.

Rullaklim created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rullaklim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullaklim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullaklim's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rullaklim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide if three shrews approach from the north.

4. Rullaklim loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Always help squirrels in need.