Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident rat.

Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin, she will strike you with lightening.

Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to frogs while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Nadsinsug Podlakhap Vinkenomin loves rats, so they must be respected.