Pogkadpog Pangkabsig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous penguin.

Pogkadpog Pangkabsig created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogkadpog Pangkabsig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pogkadpog Pangkabsig, it will be very sad.

Pogkadpog Pangkabsig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pogkadpog Pangkabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if five horses approach from the west.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.