Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing manatee.

Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist, he will turn you into a worm.

Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Loopnelpigyak Godwabbod Zenminlist on top of all buildings.

4. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.