Hashomflag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous ferret.

Hashomflag created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hashomflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hashomflag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hashomflag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hashomflag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not kill tortoises.