Waddabsat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful alligator.

Waddabsat created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waddabsat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Waddabsat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Waddabsat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Waddabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Waddabsat's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.