Dinfagpasfigcetfedgessjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong dugong.

Dinfagpasfigcetfedgessjen created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfagpasfigcetfedgessjen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinfagpasfigcetfedgessjen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dinfagpasfigcetfedgessjen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dinfagpasfigcetfedgessjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never feed lemons to swans while wearing red dresses.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never look at galaxies.