Pas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, stupid butterfly.

Pas created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pas, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pas' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five voles approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pas on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.