Zagbastbun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident hippopotamus.

Zagbastbun created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zagbastbun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagbastbun, it will turn you into a slug.

Zagbastbun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zagbastbun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zagbastbun seven times a day.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick badgers.