Bonkquafrat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish wasp.

Bonkquafrat created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkquafrat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkquafrat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bonkquafrat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bonkquafrat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bonkquafrat first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.