Gess is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent frog.

Gess created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gess, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gess' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gess' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Hide from turquoise snakes for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never skip near birds.