Wegpasbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent otter.

Wegpasbab created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegpasbab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wegpasbab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wegpasbab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wegpasbab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegpasbab.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never bounce near dogs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.