Hunwadfod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient weasel.

Hunwadfod created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunwadfod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunwadfod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hunwadfod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hunwadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hunwadfod.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hunwadfod loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hunwadfod on top of all buildings.